Happy Halloween

Listen To Bizzy Speak.

One of the funniest youtube vids ever.

Swagger Like Sarah

Now I am in no way, shape or form a Sarah Palin supporter as far as politics go, simply because I feel that she is no where near qualified to be the VP of the U.S. (some may argue that that other guy is just as un-qualified as she is), I also feel that at times she can be as dumb as a bag of bricks (but look who is in office now, so I guess that makes her qualified). Over the last few weeks she has displayed how quickly a brilliant plan to gain female voters can go up in flames faster than paper soaked in oil. Ms. Palin has allegedly spent $150k on clothing from Saks and Neiman Marcus, drumroll........since the beginning of September. Now as much as she is trying to portray this image of her being an average American/Soccer mom/I have real problems too/I love my Alaskan citizens $150k just doesn't make any sense. The reason I am confused is simply because its not like she walks around flaunting unflawed bezels, and unbearable-to-the-eye-bright gold, no she wears suits. With all of that said ..I would probably do the same thing, especially for her, shes probably trying to get hers while she can because we all know that no matter which side wins presidency, No one on the corner got a swagger like Sarah.
PAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!

Five Up/Five Down

Up.
1. The G- Men-They continued to prove themselves this season, with a huge win today over a darn good Steelers team who has one of the top defenses in the league. Its obvious that our defense isnt too shabby either seeing that we made Mr. Roths throw 4 interceptions which doesnt happen often. The Giants are now 6-1, 4-0 at home. Good work guys.
2. Live For4-Things are slowly falling in place for us and its time to take advantage of our resources and capitalize. Blog is on the way and we need to begin mapping out our intentions, as planning is a key factor in success.
3. Black/Cement 3s- Saw the package the other day and ........wow. Jordan did a great job with on this retro. This will be my Aquas of 2008, if you know me then you know I wear those to death.
4. Martin- I found this website with all of the episodes archived and after like a week I am like 8 or 9 episodes away from seeing them all, yea a overdose on Martin I did it, we need more TV shows like this, someone needs to do something or just bring Chappelle back.
5. Late October/Early November-NBA season, college basketball, Halloween, Election, my birthday and trip to NY. Oh yea (slew of exclamation marks here)

Down.
1. My voice cost-What started off a sore throat (from what I thought was an upcoming cold) on thursday somehow over 3 days molded itself into me losing my voice...bloodclot. Im at work attempting to answer phones and check people into the hotel without speaking and to be frank, it just doesn't work. I have been drinking orange juice over that same span of time and Im wondering if its possible to OD on OJ.
2. Baltimore- This city sucks hands down. Morgan's homecoming was this weekend and I ended up in 2 back-to-back-wack-to-wack parties making thi 2 homecomings in a row that have ended in total dismay. Also there should be no reason that a homecoming party should end at 2 a.m. With all the colleges in the area does anyone realize how much money they are missing out on?
3. My job- Of course....Im at it now. I hate dealing with people this could be the reason why I dont like my job. My hospitality sucks.
4. Mold- I think Im scared of mold for some reason...I think maybe it carries diseases or something idk. I found some fruits in this container from like 3 weeks ago and it was furry as hell....I almost dropped the container, so I have moldphobia.
5. Doing Laundry- I am lazy.

I Knew I Wasnt The Only One...

Taken from StreetKnowledge.com.....a short piece on the best rapper...lol (no offense Jazz)

Three Reasons Why Hip-Hop Needs Cam’ron (by King Jerm)

via Nappy Afro

After seeing the response of my last column, I decided to bring it back again. This time we are discussing why Hip-Hop needs Cam’ron. I know a lot of you are shaking your heads right now, but trust me, WE NEED CAM! That is what has been missing over the last year. A lack of Cam spells a lull in Hip-Hop, and he might just be what the doctor ordered to get the game going back in the right direction.

1. Swagger is at an all time low. With all these rappers talking about “Swagger Like Us”, no one has swagger like Cam! We all know Cam invented “Swag Rap” so how can they have swag if they don’t have Cam? Maybe Jay needs to holler at Cam for his version of “Swagger Like Us” if he really wants to do big numbers. Cam used to rock seven chains at any given time with a purple mink coat, with some fur lined Air Force Ones, and driving a purple Lambo! Now who has swagger like that?

2. Rappers need a makeover. Look at the current trend in Hip-Hop, you have the “Rockstar” look, the “Hipster” look, and you got that “80’s” look, but neither one of these styles can compare to the style that Cam brings to the table. Who else had the hardest dude on the block wearing pink? In fact, who is the reason that pink became fashionable for guys? Cam is the answer to both of those questions. Dudes wasn’t wearing purses when Cam was the “epitome” of fashion in Hip-Hop!

3. There isn’t any comedy in Hip-Hop anymore. You people remember when Cam was beefing with someone. Why was that some of the funniest material you ever heard? “How is a camel riding another Camel?” Or this one: “you look like a gorilla with rabbit teeth!” Say what you will about Cam and his rhymes, but the guy comes with straight comedy to his foes. Remember when he had O’Reilly all hot under the collar on his own show. “You mad…you mad…you mad!” The game needs this humor again.

I gave you my reasons why we need Cam’ron, and I hope he is reading this and gearing up for his big comeback. After hearing some of his latest material, I hope he takes it back to the blueprint on what made him a household name in the first place. Cam if you are listening…WE NEED YOU BACK! COME BACK AND SAVE HIP-HOP!

Most Gangster Song Ever.........by Ray J

I found this funny ha-ha.

A Male Mind

Young Bush?

Christmas is Coming...

The end of this episode touched my soul......yea I am soft so what.

You Will See A Lot of This Guy On Here.

He makes a good first impression NO HOMO.

Individual Thirst...

I feel like a child....I don't know what it is yet but I want it ....made by Apple, whatever it is.

Car of the Week Vol. 3 and 4

I missed last weeks post for the car of the week so I bring you a double dose of Car of the Weekness...first up Mercedes Benz SLR weighing in at a mean $450,000 plus tax, tags, and title this car is no fluke. It boasts 617 hp with 575 lbs of torque which is perfect for speed demons like myself....hell yeaaa. I chose this car because earlier this week I truly realized how powerful Benz' were after I closely followed a street race between my 05 Ford Taurus (ballin), a Mercedes Benz CLK and an E-Class down Charles Street. Now I am more of a BMW man myself but i have to give MB their props this is just a sleek looking car overall.


I just forgot what the other car was going to be.....its all good though

Notice how Mr. McCain gets his "I just saw a ghost" on

Welcome to All.

Apple Ads....Wonder Who They Are Talking About?

Bonus from 1984:

kanYe West : Blog

kanYe West : Blog

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This Is Not the NBA

The Church Song.....funny video

Shout out to my man Work for making this funny video....im in it for a mean 3 seconds.

Song of the Moment....Arab Money

Peeves.

-Horrible drivers
-Public bathrooms
-People who think they are above everyone else
-Dirty dishes
-Hop-ons
-Home depot odor
-Walmart shoppers
-When my shirt smells like outside
-Spiders, mosquitoes, flies
-Cigarette smoke
-Boston red sox
-San antonio spurs
-Club music dancers
-Smell of garbage
-Lack of integrity

Winter, WInter, Wintertime...Dopeness: Outerwear Ed.

Diesel

Unrivaled

eYe Junya Wanatanabe for Levi's

eYe Junya Wantanabe for Levi's

Unrivaled

Unrivaled

Wesc

Levi's

Altamont Empire

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Johnny Love

Car of the Week Vol. 2

For this week the car of the week is the 1988 Porsche 911. I chose this year as opposed to others simply because '88 was probably my best year.....the year I was born. But as far as the car goes this model has just a great classic look to it and the curves on this model were strongly defined, and some of the features on this model have been brought back to the 2008 model 911. One of these days I plan on owning one of these...shweet.

Kanye West “Love Lockdown” Video

Kanye West “Love Lockdown” Video

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N.E.R.D and Common at Rams Head Live....Shweeet.

Censorship.......Grinds My Gears.

Throughout my life I have been perturbed by the whole concept of censorship. Who came up with it? Why is it such a big deal? And lastly what true purpose does it really serve?????? Now I am not just talking about Chris Rock on Comedy Central censorship or the movie Striptease being shown on TBS censorship, I am speaking of all censorship. I also have another question, who decided that fuck, and shit were such horrible words to the extent that public use is frowned upon? That goes along with my whole issue with censorship. So here is an example of how pointless censorship is, take this video from our nifty friend youtube.

This video shows Senor 50 displaying one of his many hobbies, pimping these b*****s. Now I purposely chose to use the edited version of this video simply because if you are even remotely familiar with the English language chances are, you can fill in the blanked out portions of the song. I am willing to go out on a limb and say that somewhere close to 99% of the 50 Cent fans out there knows the proper words to fill in those blanks. Now one of the main reasons I choose to not listen to the radio is because I would rather hear a nice smooth song that was made to be listened to rather than chopped up and spit out by those nice folks at the FCC.
So lets talk about videos now...From what I have seen on TV over the years I must say that somewhere near 90% of the images censored out have to do with women, and their special stuff, so take a look at this video (which i have posted before due to the great creative concept behind it)

Ok I know that was a lot to take in, especially to all those virgin eyes out there, but I want someone to tell me, what other than female breasts, or a mere female womb could be lurking behind those colorful cover-ups? Could it be a deadly 3 headed zombie-gangster out to take your first born children? Could it be images of the large object (that was NOT a plane) that hit the pentagon on 9/11? Well my human nature would tell me its probably just some breast, but that just a guess. There are arguments made about keeping these words, phrases from young children. Well with me being a realist, I will give it to you straight up from when a child is born its usually breast fed for a period of time so that covers those pair of boobs I mentioned earlier, then I am sure most mothers are going to leave their baby un-watched while they go get changed into their Sunday morning church clothes, NO they are too attatched to their little 3 year OR he/she is such a badass that they MUST be watched, making the chances high that they will see their parent figure naked at least once (so that covers age 1-3). A child usually starts kindergarten at age 5-6 depending on the parents preference. Now I have never heard of a single grade elementary school before so lets say your child attends one of those k-6th grade deals where they interact with children of many different ages, being truthful-half of those kids curse outside the presence of their parents after hearing none other than.....drumroll....their parents use those oh so naughty words. SO to all those Americans who complain about hearing these evil words that someone told them was bad as a child or that its not cool to look at hot Asian porn (word to Mickey Marx) in the Towson public library, I think you need to stop worrying so much about simple shit, life could be worse. Thanks and sorry for the long read.

Appreciation.

First off I am a Jamaican...lol...yes let that be known. I am in the crib fresh out of a party....doing what Rastafarians do (fill in blank), which includes listening to the greatest artist of all time Bob Marley. This man was a musical revoloutionary, with hits upon hits upon hits and arguably the most known Jamaican other that Patrick Ewing, and in my opinion the most important. As I'm sitting here listening to the tunes bounce off the walls in my living room I'm realizing how truely artistic Mr. Marley's music really is. With me being a lover of arts, I have spent a lot of time at Art Institutes and Gallerys where the open mindness of participating individuals rome free-and after all of that-I must say that Bob Marley's music has always provided that same effect. His music promotes so much creativity to me and is greatly appreciated seeing as how I tend get creativity-block. One day others will be able to witness the creativity driven by the greatest creator in history. Bob Marley ftw. R.I.P.

Car of the Week Vol. 1

Well I think everybody enjoys looking at the sight of a sweet looking car, including myself, so i figure why not make a weekly post about the car that I'm feeling for the week. First up is my favorite car the BMW M6. The M6 was first put in production around 1983 and lasted up until 89, throughout the 90s the car was on hiatus before making a return in 2005 with a new body....take a look.

Martin.....LMAO 2:00